Various news sites (such as CelebTriCity and Inquisitr) have reported this story, but Snopes says it’s false.
Link to article (in Stuppid)
Archive for the ‘Novelty’ Category
Company Wants To Stop Pedophiles… With ‘Child Love Dolls’
April 22, 2015Girl, 4, sneaks out, hops bus in search of 3 a.m. slushie
March 28, 2015“Bus driver Harlan Jenifer says the girl swung her legs in a seat as she chanted, ‘All I want is a slushie.'”
MPs say they should remain anonymous until charged with sex offences
March 24, 2015“As investigations into establishment child abuse drag on, members of Parliament’s Double Standards Select Committee have decided that Operation Yewtree’s method of allowing the media to name suspected celebrity paedophiles to help encourage other victims to speak up would be ‘inexcusable’ if it were applied to cases involving Right Honourable sex offenders.”
Schoolboy Excluded Over Fifty Shades Of Grey World Book Day Outfit
March 6, 2015“A boy from Greater Manchester was excluded from lessons yesterday for turning up to his school’s World Book Day celebrations dressed as ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ protagonist Christian Grey.”
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Peado Finder General
March 5, 2015“Having declared that Britain’s children have been subjected to sexual abuse on ‘an industrial scale’, Prime Minister David Cameron has unveiled his new weapon in the war against the perpetrators of such abuse: the so called ‘Peado Finder General’.”
Dirty ‘Batman’ lured boy in mall bathroom
January 9, 2015“His unique Batman outfit helped Salinas police to identity and arrest him after examining a mall security video of him walking among shoppers inside, prosecutors said.”
Israel: Two children arrested after trying to rob bank with toy guns
December 12, 2014“Two Israeli boys, aged 12 and 13, were arrested after they attempted to rob a bank using toy guns.”
Preschool blames hand sanitiser for child’s drunkenness
December 12, 2014“Her alcohol reading was 188mg, nearly four times over the legal driving limit.”
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